#starscream would actually like bulkhead too and make optimus and bulkhead kiss

[cosmics-beings]

since i finished tfp, and au where ratchet ends up joining megatron and really really becoming deception, and it breaks optimus. meanwhile, starscream feels a mixture of jealousy and anger toward the mere idea that an autobot is at a higher position than him and of course, megatron rubs that in his face.

when cybertron is restored, the autobots are made criminals and are hunted down. in a strange turn of events however, starscream defects from the autobots and joins optimus. at first it's out of survival but then he really, starts to care for optimus.

optimus is broken, he's sad, he's defeated. he's gone through torture and depression, and he has no will to fight anymore, starscream gives him that will and the two eventually work together. the autobots don't win but they form a treaty. they have their own lands and live away. starscream follows optimus of course, and optimus is old, tired and just stationary but he is happy and starscream takes care of him.

ratchet is happy with his life but he also feels guilty. he didn't just join megatron to spite optimus; he did it because he wanted Cybertron to change and it did. his one condition when working with megatron is that the autobots are able to live, regardless of what megatron wants. reluctantly, megatron agrees which is why he frees optimus and the others. ratchet wants to go back to see them but he knows he's not welcomed. and he, despite absolutely hating megatron at first, realizes and accepts that they're alike in so many ways. and at the end of it, megatron gets to be ruler of Cybertron, and ratchet gets to help with that.

[vhaos-chaotic-writing]

HIII HELLO1!!1 (I'm 19 btw just too shy cause this is like. My first time requesting. So sorry if this is kinda weird!)

Could I request Optimus (your choice of incarnation) x a reader who's an outlaw and commits crime 24 hours??(bonus if reader is a deception hehe), like when they first met, they were both at each other throat, but now? THEY'RE KISSING IN SLOPPY MODE-

Sorry if this request is too hard, i don't mind if it short! Thanks and love your writing!!

Finally got to your ask!! (It's okay, bestie!!) - oh Primus, a chaotic reader with an Optimus Prime to deal (and love) with it!! - Vhaos likes it! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ Hehe... I think I know the perfect incarnation of Optimus to use here!

TFP Optimus Prime w/ a Cybertronian!Reader who is a Decepticon... and a danger to society.

WARNINGS: Kind of suggestive (heavy sloppy make out session), I'll even categorize this as crack, somehow. Reader is a cybertronian, a decepticon and gender neutral. Megastar implied (you'll understand).

A pain in the aft and a danger to any kind of society - that's how the Autobots described you.

... Well, nearly aaall of them, since one of them had an extra title for you.

A pain in the aft, a danger to any kind of society and the bot that makes Optimus fragging Prime actually NOT think before acting.

Oh my Primus - said deity and the past Primes are definitely disappointed in him. And he wants to kick his own aft!

You were one of the most crazy Decepticon any of the Autobots have ever seen - and they've dealt with Megatron and Starscream before!

You were a constant 'keep-an-optic-on' for the Autobots, as you would be sent to cause a couple of problems here and there, the typical tactic about having your enemy doing multitasking between the main problem (aka. The war and Megatron) and other problems to deal with (Aka. You).

Last week you got a whole factory on fire (thanks to Primus no human got hurt in the process), a couple of days ago you managed to get Arcee, Bee and Bulkhead lost inside of a cave system after having chased you. And so on.

And lately, Optimus has been dealing with you, trying to stop you from whatever and such.

And by Primus, you knew how to put a fight, make a disaster and even have Optimus give his everything to keep up with you. Even when he got to land a hit or such on you, you would cackle and stand up back, and the cycle continues.

Although... And Primus, it was so wrong to admit it. He found you... optic-catching. Yes, you were a serious problem and a crazy-aft Decepticon.

Still... that didn't stop Optimus Prime from feeling his spark twirl and beat loudly against his chestplate.

Somehow in this battle, Optimus and Megatron weren't fighting faceplate to faceplate - instead, Arcee, Smokescreen and BumbleBee were doing such a good job at dealing with the Warlord while Optimus had to deal with you.

"C'mon, Prime! Land a hit already!" You shout, wide smile on your faceplate as you shoot with your firing weapon at the taller mech.

And Optimus did fire at your pedes, which got to make you trip back - alas, when you fell backwards you fired and it got to his kneeplate, making him fall foward. In the end, the Prime had you caged on the floor.

Blue optics meet (color) optics with astonishment expressions. Suddenly the sound of his teammates fighting Megatron in the background became such a far, far away sound. Were you always this pretty this close? Well, you always kept moving, this may be the first time Optimus got to see you still! And well, he wasn't thaaat bad looking, right? You think, a small sly smirk forming on your faceplate.

Maybe that's why your cheekplates got a soft blue hue on them. And Optimus' cheekplates, too.

"Bee-wee-beep?"

Arcee and Smokescreen, with Megatron doing the same, turn their helms at you and Optimus were... to then feel like frozen in place.

Optics closed and holding each other closer as if long lost lovers (or two young bots with too many hormonal systems doing their jobs), you and the Prime were... making out. Primus, it was too much! (Bee swears, feeling his spark leaving his frame, he saw your glossa all tangled with Optimus'). It was sloppy, loud. Frag, you were even holding Optimus' helm from the back with your servos, preventing him from pulling back. Not like he was actually planning on doing it, with how he was holding your frame with his own servos.

While Arcee, Smokescreen and Bee were frozen in place, feeling like their softwares just fried up, in the blink of an optic, Megatron punched Optimus on his back, managing to sent him flying and separate him from you.

"YOUNG BOT, WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU DOING?!" Megatron yells. angrily as he picks you from the back of your neck like a cat.

"That fine mech is a wiiild ride!" You answer back, giggling and cackling, all limp in Megatron's hold.

"WAIT UNTIL YOUR MOTH- I MEAN, STARSCREAM KNOWS ABOUT THIS - YOU'LL BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!" Megatron warns, throwing you over his right shoulderplate, turning around and starting to walk away.

"You two are not even my two creators - baby-Prime! I'll be back, I promise!" You shout your promise at the Prime, wide smiling and waving your servo at him, and then at his teammates before you and your leader enter an opened ground bridge.

Optimus stands up from the ground, dusting off his lap to then turn towards his three teammates, who still have shocked expressions on their faceplates.

"Heh... well..." He starts.

"Nah, Optimus - are you serious?" Smokescreen interrupted, wincing.

"Down bad." Arcee groaned, trying to forget the whole making out session she saw as Bee gave a few pats to her back, understanding her pain.

Well - this was going to be a funny story to tell back at the base!

Hehehehehehe (≧∀≦)ゞ Vhaos out!

[saltysaltdog]

describing transformers (tfp) characters as poorly as possible.

[Only one human included]

Arcee: have you seen zootopia? Okay she's like that but edgy.

Airachnid: kiss of the spider woman, but only the bits where the spider woman was in it and if she actually killed people and was actually a spider and was real.

Bumblebee: pinnochio with no mouth and no nose.

Boulder: if the iron giant had no weapons and no amnesia and friends

Blades: Knockout but if you tried to make him both less AND more gay at the same time. And made him fly.

Breakdown: if your cat bf picked tank as his class in his first mmorpg

Bulkhead: part-time scab finding out his job as a soldier isn't for kids. Trained out of self reflection and so carries on the cycle :(

Cliffjumper: old yeller but only the spoilers

Chase: Trained on if Cop Rock was condensed into 15 minutes and good.

Dreadwing: acts like he should be in a samurai movie but if it was honorable to use pipe bombs.

Heatwave: Tom from toonami . But tsundere.

Knockout: the sexy comedic relief.

Makeshift: when your oc would be too strong for the setting so the dm makes you roll a new character

Megatron: Blorbo! But not on the first watch. Maybe the 5th +all the dlc.

Optimus prime: LAUNCH THE ALL SPARK! -but you know, subtle about it.

Predaking: "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other."

Ratchet: tsundere adoptive dad/grandpa. (Do you know how little that narrows it down?!)

Starscream: more emphasis on the star part but does have some really fun screams. Second place bc he's not even the most prolific killer on the show.

Skyquake: toddler wakes up from coma to throw tantrum and fall off a bridge.

Smokescreen: Second toddler wakes up from coma to throw a tantrum and fall off a bridge- to revive god!

Shockwave: just how we like our mad scientists, secretly pathetic.

Soundwave: :)

Ultramagnus: every Sargent from a movie that doesn't want to take the badges away but then also doesn't this time.

Wheeljack: war, crimes, yeah! Tied for most prolific killer.

Vehicons: Soylant green is- People! Surprisingly, have the most confirmed kills AND deaths. You go Glen Coco.

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William "Bill" Fowler: the common man in a strange new world. But if the common man was a super soldier. And a secret government agent. And can fly jets while being over 6ft tall. And got rejected by hot milfs in his area. GODSPEED SOLDIER. *sniff*

[erimeows]

Have you heard of My Hero Academia? Well basically it's an anime about a world were almost everyone has a super power. So kind of like Marvel or DC, except while one person has something as strong as fire-breath another can only do small things like stretch their fingers.

As a lover of MHA and Transformers, I'm curious of what you think of a crossover of the two would look like? Or more specifically how would the Autobots on Optimus team react to crash landing on a planet of super powered organics? What's the reaction of the Autobots and Decepticons who come after?

(Sorry if this is a long ask😅)

Hey! I actually updated my request rules a while ago, which are on my pinned post.I don't write crossovers and haven't for months, just thought I'd clarify because I've gotten a few requests for them recently. Feel free to check it out (rules at the bottom) and touch up on that. In the meantime, like I said, I usually don't do crossovers, but this gave me the idea to write what canon quirks each TFA character would have, so here's that under the cut. Names are written next to each quirk to show who they belong to in canon MHA, not to compare the characters. Enjoy!

Optimus Prime: One For All (Yagi Toshinori)- User has a strong, powerful few quirks that they can inherit from one older user, develop, and then pass down to another. User will inherit all past user’s quirks.

Prowl: Creation (Momo Yaoyorozu)- User can create all inanimate objects using their own body fat (or in Prowl’s case, energy) if they understand the molecular composition of said objects.

Ratchet: Heal (Chiyo Shuzenji)- User can speed up the process of most injuries with a kiss to the afflicted, though it will drain a lot of energy from the one being healed and can’t be relied on too frequently.

Bumblebee: Electrification (Denki Kaminari)- User can conduct and produce large amounts of electricity to electrocute things/people and can charge electronics.

Bulkhead: Sugar Rush (Rikido Sato)- User will gain a massive size/strength upgrade from eating large amounts of sugar, though it’s only temporary.

Sentinel Prime: Navel Laser (Yuga Aoyama)- User has a bright blue laser on their navel that they can use to fly or blast opponents, but it will make them nauseous and hurt their stomach if used for too long.

Jazz: Earphone Jack (Kyoka Jirou)- User has attached aux chords on their ears/audials that they can plug into walls, floors, electronics, etc to detect quiet noises, produce sound, and do spy work. 

Blurr: Engine (Tenya Iida)- User has engines on their body that make them go incredibly fast when used.

Jetfire: Hellflame (Enji Todoroki)- User can produce/manipulate extremely hot fire and use it to fly, blast opponents, and burn things. They have a high body temperature and are mostly immune to their own flames.

Jetstorm: Ice (Rei Todoroki): Like ^hellfire, but with ice. 

Rodimus Prime: Hardening (Eijirou Kirishima)- User can harden their entire body or multiple body parts at once and use them for an armored defense or particularly rough/hard strikes.

Ironhide: Steel (Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu)- Like ^hardening but steel instead of hardened, rock-like skin and doesn’t last as long because it’s fueled by the maintained ingestion of iron.

Cliffjumper: Zero Gravity (Ochaco Uraraka)- User can touch objects and other people and make them have zero gravity/float/fly, basically. Using it for too long or on objects that are too heavy will make them nauseous.

Ultra Magnus: Foresight (Mirai Sasaki)- User can predict one person’s future up to an entire hour by touching/making eye contact with them. 

Megatron: All For One (AFO)- User can steal quirks from others and stack them for one’s self. 

Starscream: Explosion (Katsuki Bakugou)- User produces glycogen sweat that they can use to make large combustions/explosions from their palms.

Blitzwing: Dark Shadow (Fumikage Tokoyami)- User has a second half/shadow that’s constantly with them and can assist them by battling and flying. Weak in the sunlight but works well, stronger in the dark but struggles to be contained and controlled if allowed to get too strong.

Lugnut: Love (Manami Aiba)- User can amplify the quirk strength of another through extreme love, activated voluntarily during battle.

Swindle: Erasure (Shouta Aizawa)- User can temporarily erase another’s quirk use. Eyes/optics will change color during use and erasure can only last as long as user can keep their eyes/optics open. Eyes/optics are prone to become dry if overused.

Lockdown: Overhaul (Kai Chisaki)- User can reconstruct and deconstruct things and people with a single touch of their hand/servo. If hands/servos are somehow lost, quirk will be unable to be used again.

Soundwave: Voice (Hizashi Yamada)- User is able to control the volume, tone, and pitch of their voice with perfect ease to produce whatever sound waves they want. They can scream so loud that they debilitate opponents, change their voice to sound however they want, etc. 

Shockwave: Decay (Tomura Shigaraki)- User can make any object or person ‘decay’ and disintegrate with a touch of all five fingers/digits. Has to use all five or it’s not effective. Involuntary and can’t be reversed unless it’s stopped with erasure during the decay process and healed afterwards.

Blackarachnia: Acid (Mina Ashido)- User is able to produce/manipulate acid at any acidity level that they can use as a board to transport them places, to burn opponents, to make traps, etc.

Wasp: Tail (Masahirao Ojiro)- User has an extremely flexible and strong tail that they can use to climb, hit, and grab.

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

Hey since i saw requests for open, i was wondering if you could do Knockout, Breakdown, Optimus, Starscream, and Bulkhead with their S/O teaching them how to bake for the first time. Thank you! (All your stuff is so great btw

*They are all in their holoforms for this!*

Knockout: At first he’s not interested. Cooking seems like a thing that would get you dirty and he’s not interested in that. But then he sees pictures of beautiful pastries online and he’s like “we’re gonna do that too”. And of course he chose something super complex to bake. You don’t tell him that it’s not that easy to make pastries like that because frankly, where would be the fun in that? Knockout puts on an apron he bought (one where it says Kiss the Chef) and the two of you start baking. Though he tries to act all skilled and professional Knockout clearly have no idea what he’s doing. He acts all flirty, putting flour on your nose and all that shit but the mech’s got no idea how to crack an egg. Despite this he keeps on trying to stay in control, despite you having more knowledge than him. The end product ain’t half bad though, something Knockout brags about. Sure, it doesn’t look exactly like the ones on the pictures but with enough practice-!

Breakdown: He is actually eager to learn how to bake. He’s seen you do it a few times and it actually looks like fun! Let’s start with something easy though because he doesn’t know a single thing about baking. Breakdown does his best to listen to your instructions but sometimes when he thinks he knows what to do he goes a bit to fast. He’s a quick learner though. Quickly understands the jist of it and while he ain’t no pro he’s not that bad either. He jokes around a lot while baking with you and makes a lot of baking puns. He REALLY likes eating the batter though so you have to keep an eye on him or else you won’t have any pastries when you’re done. After you’re done he’s really satisfied with what the two of you made and he asks if he can bake with you again in the near future. It was really fun.

Optimus: You ask him if he wants you to teach him how to bake and he’s intrigued. Baking? He’s never really thought about it before but yeah, it sounds interesting so please, teach him! Optimus listens intently to every word you say and asks questions when he doesn’t understand or when he’s curious about something. He finds it fascinating how humans come up with so many different kinds of desserts and flavor combinations. Asks some questions about the history of desserts and if you can’t answer them he will look it up himself and tell you the trivia he’s collected. He likes spending time with you and baking is an excellent way to do so, it is very calming too and quite fun. He will definitely bake with you more in the future.

Starscream: He sees some of your pastries and immediately says that he can do better. When you ask him to prove it he momentarily tries to escape by saying he’s got more important things to do. But in the end he agrees to “show of his superiority”. So he goes to the kitchen and starts to bake. Well, he tries to at least. After five minutes of just staring at the ingredients, not knowing what to do, he graciously offers you to let him show you your way so he can help you improve yourself. Sure buddy, whatever you say. As you show him how it’s really done he continues to tell you how you’re doing everything wrong and that “his way is obviously better”. Still, he listens to everything you and in the end the two of you have a pretty decent cake in front of you. Starscream tells you that decent is not enough and that you will need “more lessons” with him in order to perfect your baking. Sure Screamer, sure.

Bulkhead: He is the one who approaches you and asks you if you can teach him how to bake. He doesn’t tell you why he wants to learn it but the truth is that he wants to be able to make you something tasty as a gift. Bulkhead is very happy when you accept and is eager to start. Perhaps a bit too eager… The kitchen quickly turns into a mess. There’s batter on the table and floor, flour everywhere and when Bulky tries to crack an egg he accidentally ends up crushing it in his hand. Oops. He’s very sorry and offers to clean up after himself. After this he is much more careful. Gently he tries to crack an egg again and this time he does it perfectly. He’s so happy, his smile practically shining up the room. You put on music as you bake and the two of you end up singing along to whatever song is playing as you bake. In the end he’s so proud of whatever pastry the two of you have done and shyly asks you if he can do it again. He’s so happy when you say yes.